If by "won" you mean "caused"
SETTING: A bar.
CAST:
Bartender
Patrons
Lion
BARTENDER: What can I get you?
PATRON: Draft beer, please.
BARTENDER: Here you go.
PATRON pays, takes beer back to table.
BARTENDER: What can I get you?
LION: Actually, do you mind if I rampage in here a bit?
BARTENDER: I dunno... a rampaging lion isn't really what the bar scene is all about.
LION: I'll let you loot the bodies of any victims too maimed or dead to resist.
BARTENDER: Oh, well. In that case, be my guest.
LION goes on a rampage, maiming and killing many PATRONS.
PATRONS: Aah! The pain! The teeth! The agony! Save us, please!
BARTENDER stops wiping bar to pick the pocket of a horribly maimed PATRON.
LION: Okay, enough rampaging on the Patrons. Now it's your turn, Barkeep.
BARTENDER: It's BarTENDER, stupid cat.
LION: Whatever. Now comes the rampage!
BARTENDER produces shotgun, shoots LION dead.
PATRONS: Yay! You saved us! Thank you so much!
BARTENDER: Whatever. My shotgun says anybody I haven't looted yet needs to give me all their valuables right now.
THE END.