Karl Rove is an evil genius (plus something you don't know)
Published on February 18, 2005 By stutefish In Current Events
This whole Jeff Gannon thing is nothing more than shenanigans perpetrated by Karl Rove.

First, he planted Jeff Gannon in the White House press room. This was an amazingly stupid move, as Gannon couldn't possibly survive any kind of serious scrutiny. He was so obviously a fake, Rove must have known he would be found out soooner or later. Being a master of political timing, however, Rove was confident that he could manage the scandal to his own benefit. And he was right, as we shall see.

Next, he duped CBS into running that faked-memo story on Bush's TANG "service". We all know how that turned out, but Rove saw it coming ahead of time. The whole purpose of that exercise was to take down a famous truth-teller, discredit the Mainstream Media, and energize the rightwing bloggers with a false sense of superiority over their part in his little charade.[1]

Now, here's the tricky part. Try to follow along.

Rove knew that there would be backlash. He knew that as soon as conservative bloggers began silencing powerful voices in the media, liberal bloggers would be angry and frustrated. He knew that liberal bloggers would be un unstoppable force for truth, once his army of conservative minions demonstrated the power of the blogosphere. Liberal bloggers are the Hope that followed all the evils he unleashed when he opened this Pandora's Box.

And here's where Rove's genius becomes apparent.

Jeff Gannon is a nobody. A joke. A dupe, a tool. A patsy, just like Lee Harvey Oswald. He's a target so juicy that the liberal bloggers just can't resist taking him down. While conservatives have mounted the heads of big game like Dan Rather and Eason Jordan on their wall, liberals have been stuck with Gannon. He's so preposterously uninfluential and irrelevant, it discredits the liberal blogosphere immensely to claim him as a victory.

Their big chance, and liberals have blown it on the most worthless Republican asshat they could possibly find.

Jeff Gannon was a trap, set by Karl Rove to discredit liberal bloggers through the sheer silliness of the narrative. And while they're busy with Gannon, the real Republican evildoers carry on unscrutinized.

Karl Rove planted Jeff Gannon because he planned to take down Dan Rather, and wanted to be prepared for the inevitable payback. Gannon is a tarbaby and a decoy. The liberal bloggers should drop his story as fast as they can, and try to figure out what Rove has misdirected them away from.

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[1] And the energizing effect on the rightwing blogs has already paid off. They would never have been able to take down CNN exec Eason Jordan, if they hadn't been emboldened by their spectacular victory over the neatly set up Rather.

Comments
on Feb 18, 2005
HAH! Can I have a hit on that, Dude? This is great.

A completely wildass theory with absolutely no factual basis. Where are the references that support the conclusions you've drawn? What are the facts which support any of these allegations & assumptions? What is there, besides your vivid imagination?

At least you titled your article appropriately - you got that goin' for ya.

Cheers,
Daiwa
on Feb 19, 2005
Interesting theory, dude. I sure wouldn't put it past Rove. He's notorious for dirty tricks, and possibly downright fraud. If you've got some proof, I'd sure like to see it. Fact is, I suspected Rove for planting Gannon, but I thought it was more because he could use an operative to out Valerie Plame, then the dubya dummies could deny any culpability.

On another note, and maybe in support of my theory, I find it interesting that the only reporter that isn't facing indictment or jail time is the only one that actually published/reported/outed Plame. That reporter being Bob Novak, who really is a White Wash, I mean House insider.
on Feb 22, 2005
Hehe, creative sarcasm rocks.
on Feb 22, 2005
Quick! Alert Al Franken to your sources. ( I heard he was running low on his personal stash )
on Feb 22, 2005
Dabe,

If there's anything I've learned from watching Law & Order, it's that the path to justice leads through plea-bargaining. Novak has obviously exchanged the rest of the conspiracy for immunity from prosecution. You knew Novak was a plant, but you didn't see that coming?

And, obviously, Rove didn't need Gannon to nail Plame, he already had the well-established White House/Press Leak system to use for that.

No, what he wanted Gannon for was something totally new under the sun: obliterating the well-established media itself. Because if we lose our free press, Rove will have won.