MONKEY: Wait a minute. If Truth is unknowable, then why do you hate President Bush? PANTS: Because of all the evil things he's done! Duh! MONKEY: Yes, but how do you know he's done all these evil things? Have you witnessed them yourself? Even if you had, can you really trust your own senses? PANTS: Stop trying to hide behind the oppresive logic of The Man! You know as well as I do that Bush has done more evil things than Hitler! MONKEY: Hold on there, Sparky. That's your ...

Word on the street (heh) is that somewhere in Maryland, there is a car with the following automotive decoratiosn all displayed--at the same time! + Darwin Fish + Oh Lord Please Protect Me From Your Followers + Don't Pray in My School and I Won't Think in Your Church + Doing My Best to Piss Off the Religious Right + It is Not our Differences That Divide Us -- It is Our Inability to Understand and Celebrate Those Differences. I will pay top dollar for photos of this car. ...